EVERY HOTTEST TAKE
“NBA athletes are the best athletes in the world.”
Cam, Episode 83
“People who don’t use blinkers should be penalized with higher insurance prices.”
David, Episode 82
“Beaches aren’t fun.”
Cam, Episode 81
“A bird in the hand is worth five in the bush.”
Cam, Episode 80
“Verbal murder should be illegal.”
Tanner, Episode 79
“The Bachelor is reality TV’s prison-industrial complex.”
David, Episode 78
“It’s time to get rid of freedom of speech.”
Woolsey, Episode 77
“If you buy any non-physical product online, you’re a sucker.”
Cam, Episode 76
“All food should be wet.”
Cam, Episode 75
“Every country should update their national anthem.”
David, Episode 74
“Fishing sucks.”
Corey, Episode 73
“3-point bank shots shouldn’t count.”
Woolsey, Episode 72
“Breakfast food is the best food.”
David, Episode 71
“All heroes wear capes.”
Woolsey, Episode 70
“All doors should be garage doors.”
Ronak, Episode 69
“Lefties shouldn’t exist.”
Corey, Episode 68
“Every city in America should have 4 professional sports teams.”
Cam, Episode 67
“Schools should teach languages more than math.”
Cam, Episode 66
“It’s better to remember the day of someone’s birthday than the month.”
David, Episode 65
“There should be ocean countries by now, grapes are berries and strawberries aren’t, and traffic tickets should be refunded based on good driving at the end of the year.”
Corey, Cam, and Tanner, Episode 64
“Mint is the GOAT herb.”
Cam, Episode 63
“Cancel cereal.”
Rez, Episode 62
“Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy is the father of RJ from Over the Hedge.”
Tanner, Episode 61
“There should be 5 months in a year. The number of days in each week should be decided by a random number generator.”
Sam, Episode 60
“Put everything controversial into a Museum of Controversy.”
David, Episode 59
“A person shouldn’t be able to profit off of one idea their whole life.”
Corey, Episode 57
“Zoom is the owner of all video chat services, always has been, always will be… EXCEPT for Microsoft Teams because they sold it when they went corporate.”
Tanner, Episode 56
“Plungers are the most outdated household appliance.”
Cam, Episode 55
“Replace police officers with football referees.”
Cam, Episode 54
“Sleeveless hoodies should be banned.”
Tanner, Episode 53
“If I could cryosleep until the year 3000 right now, I would.”
Corey, Episode 52
“Santa is more real than rainbows.”
Woolsey, Episode 51
“We invented the Hot Take and everyone who says one owes us cash.”
Cam, Episode 50
“We need business casual hats.”
Ronak, Episode 49
“Replace airplanes with blimps.”
Corey, Episode 48
“Mandate the FitnessGram for everyone.”
Rez, Episode 47
TAKE OF THE YEAR 2020: “Everyone should have to sit to pee.”
Ronak, Episode 13
“We should replace government class with fashion class.”
Sam, Episode 45
“Either do Christmas lights well or don’t do them at all.”
Cam, Episode 44
“By 2030, phones will be obsolete.”
Rez, Episode 43
“If you use the ‘Alpha, Beta’ system, you’re automatically a Beta.”
Tanner, Episode 42
“The year is 2200, and I’ll be darned… the world looks a lot like Minecraft.”
Woolsey, Episode 41
“Humans wouldn’t survive in a prehistoric world.”
Cam, Episode 40
“The bread’s end is your best friend.”
Ronak, Episode 39
“All job interviews should be blind, there should be 8 days in a week, and making cookies isn’t baking.”
Cam, Woolsey, and Sam, Episode 38
“Politicians should have to wear cameras during working hours.”
Cam, Episode 37
“Grocery stores should sell all items in bulk.”
Sam, Episode 36
“Social crimes should be punished with penalty boxes.”
Cam, Episode 35
“If you commit a felony, you should have to start school over again.”
Woolsey, Episode 34
“Items should be priced based on how much you use them.”
Tanner, Episode 33
“Keep mittens in the kitchen.”
Ronak, Episode 32
“Middle school athletics coaches should be required to sing everything they say.”
Cam, Episode 31
“Reality TV is the best and most artistic genre of television.”
Cam, Episode 30
“Ants could take over the world if they tried.”
Woolsey, Episode 29
“The Shaq-a-Roni pizza is good.”
Ronak, Episode 28
“Donald Duck is a better character than Mickey Mouse.”
Cam, Episode 27
“Fuck a nightstand, right?”
Ronak, Episode 26
“Dandruff is okay.”
Sam, Episode 25
“‘K’ is never silent.”
Tanner, Episode 24
“Cancel brunch.”
David, Episode 23
“Devolution is evolution.”
Tanner, Episode 22
“If you have blinkers, mix it up a little.”
Ronak, Episode 21
“Hindsight isn’t 20/20.”
Ronak, Episode 19
“Please, put your cereal in your coffee.”
Sam, Episode 18
“A fresh-water snail would be the 3-seed in a 16-team deadliest animal bracket.”
Rez, Episode 17
“If someone offered me a billion dollars, I’d say no.”
Josh, Episode 16
“Sliced bread is an overrated invention.”
Cam, Episode 15
“You can tell how intelligent someone is based on how they pronounce “frustrating”.”
Tanner, Episode 14
“Everyone should have to sit to pee.”
Ronak, Episode 13
“Apple should monopolize the cell phone industry.”
Tanner, Episode 12
